ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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