do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize