tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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