I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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