Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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