mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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