Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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