Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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