hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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