yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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