Plan B is the new Plan A
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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