You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
a search helicopter?!
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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