in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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