you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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