On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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