omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
wow bdsm is so cute
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