So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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