Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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