But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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