have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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