They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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