everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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