remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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