im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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