Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize