I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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