this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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