he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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