We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
you're hired as official boob wrangler
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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