remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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