Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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