His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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