Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize