So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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