YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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