I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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