that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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