Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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