I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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