Banned from zoo.
Again?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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