you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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