i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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