she was so not down for the gang bang
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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