cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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