He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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