One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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