Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I supernannyed him into submission
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize