Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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