just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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