Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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